10 Views I Hold Without Evidence

I got tagged at The Countess's blog and I felt that I could take a break and blog this. (She tagged all people who had blogged about Alito in the past week.) I tag all people who have blogged about sex politics in the past week. So there. Nyah nyah. (Of course you don't have to do it.) Some of these I do think that there is evidence, but nothing concrete.

1. Slugs were put on earth to torture me. (Yes they were. Snakes, spiders, sharks? I don't care and love them, slugs? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Scary little buggers.)

2. That society as we know it will implode (explode?) in the next 100 years. Now what I haven't decided is if it will be super biblical, primitivistic, or Futurama-esque)

3. That accordionists are irresistable. Especially if they have funny moustaches as well. (I have an accordion, now I'm going to get a handlebar mustache. I will be irresistable! Muahahaha.)

4. That I can reasonably call almost every cat the cutest cat in the world and mean it every time. (But my cat is the cutest cat in the world.)

5. That most of the rabid right wingers in the US have tertiary stage syphillus. (Coulter, DeLay, Robertson, etc., etc.)

6. That my little hideaway in the desert near the Mexican border in Texas is heaven on earth.

7. That books are the best invention ever.

8. That I was a cat in my previous life and must have done something very very wrong to come back as a human.

9. That I am destined to become the crazy cat lady.

10. That most of what people consider art is not at all. (heh, I can just hear my art school buddies cringing as I say this. I went to art school, I'm allowed to be a snob, and white on white is not art. kiss it.)


So there.