Vibrators, not just for one

Having once worked at Toys in Babeland in NYC I know that there are plenty of bibrators out there for, shall we say, mutual pleasure. But how do people feel about a vibrator that's to be worn all day and controlled by one's boyfriend? I think that the marketing towards men says it all:

You command her arousal from afar

Imagine The Toy...

Monday morning — she leaves with The Toy inside...

She’s given you the power — You alone control The Toy

Teasing her with single word messages

Frustrating her with smouldering long fantasies

No matter how many text messages she gets today,

Yours are the ones she really, really WANTS!

Imagine the thrill of sending a sexy fantasy knowing she’s in a meeting

Setting the scene for tonight throughout the day

Foreplay for later...

Imagine the desire in her eyes when you meet again

Imagine the power, the control

Imagine her fire and the devastating passion...

Roll on Monday morning!

Yep sounds like fun. Or maybe not. How many people do you know who want to wear this contraption inside them and be 'teased' at a meeting? I like my vibrators, and not that I would everr wear one, but I can see this as being not only annoying, but uncomfortable and decidedly unsexy. Who wants to have no control over where and when they mastrubate?

I am convinced that The Toy was spawned by a posse of male scientists who were pissed that their girlfriends owned vibrators and would not let them join in on their private time. I can just see some Professor Frink-like dweeb, festering in a dank laboratory, strumming his fingers together and muttering, “With technology as my weapon, I shall control both my girlfriend and her vibrator...MWAH-HA-HA! HA-HA! HA! Glaven.*

But of course women are up for remote conterolled fun at any time because we don't have any jobs that matter, we're all fembots who are ready for sex 24/7, right? This is so mnaddening, I really have no idea what to say except GAH!

Anyone feel the feminist conspiracy yet? No. Well I guess someone hasn't been reading the papers.**



*I love Professor Frink
**Dedicated to people coming from fredx's blog.